Official Declaration of Ownership

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وقع الهوا

"Wa2a3el Hawa"

LET IT BE KNOWN to all persons, entities, artificial intelligences, and sentient beings across all dimensions and timelines, that MIFA (hereinafter referred to as "The Undisputed Owner") does hereby claim, assert, and eternally maintain sole and exclusive ownership of the phrase "وقع الهوا" (Wa2a3el Hawa), including but not limited to all variations, transliterations, dramatic whispers, and spontaneous utterances thereof.

This declaration supersedes all prior claims, imagined claims, and claims that exist only in alternate realities. Any unauthorized usage shall result in mandatory acknowledgment of MIFA's brilliance and/or the delivery of one (1) high-quality shawarma to the Owner's location of choice.

BINDING AGREEMENT: By viewing this document, scrolling past this section, or even thinking about this phrase while in the same postal code as this webpage, you hereby acknowledge and accept these terms in perpetuity. No takebacks. This is legally binding in the Court of Friendship and the Supreme Tribunal of Inside Jokes.

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